Phillip Morris Bailout

Smoking is perceived as this great immorality now days. Of course it is, we have to push massive taxation on someone, why not create a villain and make the villain pay for the taxes. Do you remember Tea? We had a revolution over this bull. Now we have a smoker in the white house and he is forced to hide it. He knows it's politically incorrect to buy cigarettes. In a time of economic down turn we decide to go after an American industry and add more taxes? They want people to quit. Never mind the jobs that will be lost from tobacco stores and tobacco companies.

Breaking News! Phillip Morris New Bailout!

You heard it right here. Phillip Morris came on bended knee to Congress today asking for their bailout. Instead of giving tax relief Congress looked at how many jobs would be in jeopardy. Nancy Pelosi wanted to know why they mishandled their company so terribly. Phillip Morris said "We didn't you taxed us into the ground"

Nancy responded with "Everyone else pays their taxes why can't you?" Then she proceed to suggest a 90% tax on any money she would give them.

Houdini stood in awe wondering where the money came from in the first place.

Apparently Nancy has a never ending Master Card that she figures the Americans will pay off for her once she is done.

Why don't we just make Congress pay for it all and leave us alone, then we'll see just what they do with that Master Card.